- Why Do We Keep Breaking For No Reason On The Highway
- I’m Going Above The Speed Limit Why Are You Riding My Ass
- Use Your Fucking Blinker
- Pull Over And Get Your Shit Together If You Don’t Know Where You’re Going
- Bitch Turn If You’re Going to Turn
- I’m In The Far Right Lane Why Are You Still On My Ass Just Fucking Pass Me
- Inching Closer Every Second Isn’t Gonna Make The Light Change Any Quicker
- Wtf Was That
- Really? You KNOW I’m The One With The Right Of Way
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jolting awake @ 3AM mood
- me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
- my body: water
- me: what?
- my body, louder: Woter
My favorite games to play while driving:
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..
If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song
I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels
is this on here already? probably
Tegan and Sara - tired of sex cover
Ominous positivity
You will be okay. You have no choice.
Resistance is futile
